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Marianela de Armas
Dec 16, 20202 min read
Beach Bums
My grandmother pointed at each lady. She whispered their ailments and ages between each wave.
Marianela de Armas
Dec 2, 20201 min read
St. Barbara's Feast Day
How Santa Barbara became Chango in drag.
Marianela de Armas
Nov 24, 20202 min read
Say No to NaNoWriMo
November is the worst. It's no surprise that she always comes in last place at the Months Awards. The family obligations of Thanksgiving,...
Marianela de Armas
Nov 3, 20203 min read
Royals
"Who is pulling the report?"
She responded, "We will."
We will? Does this mean I have to sit there while this person mundanely types at the
Weird Stuff
Nov 3, 20201 min read
Rooster Kills Police Officer in Covid-19 Lockdown Raid
From @NYTimes By Jason Gutierrez MANILA — A police officer in the Philippines was killed this week after a fighting rooster slashed him...
Marianela de Armas
Oct 28, 20203 min read
Drum beat
There is absolutely nothing more delicious than the sound of a drum getting slapped.
Marianela de Armas
Oct 28, 20202 min read
Fiction
The true reason to attend any book fair in any city is to observe the bizarre behavioral quirks of well-read people.
Marianela de Armas
Oct 23, 20202 min read
Catholic school girl
My boyfriend was adorable, gentlemanly and sweet, but terribly flat chested and had a penis, which eventually caused our demise.
Marianela de Armas
Oct 23, 20203 min read
Crystal balls
Bring back John Edwards.
Marianela de Armas
Oct 19, 20203 min read
Astro not
I went to an astrologer. He wasn't wearing a cape. It would've been cooler if he had.
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